Tuesday, November 23, 2010

I Know it Got Lousy Reviews...



I know this game sucks. Look at this horrible review (opens in new window).

Graphics: meh
Locations: only about three
Narration: extremely annoying with terrible English accent
Violence: gets stale after a while

Oh and if you die at any stage in a level, you have to start the whole level again - no "checkpoints".

I love it anyway. Not all games have to be awesome, this one is just fun. It's fun to torture the bears. I think it's because they're such assholes. At first, you feel sorry for them and think, wow, Naughty Bear is a total psycho, but then you start seeing all the shitty things these bears do, the way they treat him, and it's like, OK, time to seriously mess with these bears. I'm going to take my time killing them because they treat Naughty Bear like shit throughout the entire game. I'm sure that others have a different take on it...the other bears represent certain societal values and norms. Naughty Bear falls outside of these, he's an obvious misfit, yes.

What interests me about this game is the central theme. He is ostracized. He's also psychologically abused. They laugh at him, make faces, stuff like that. They also violate his privacy in a big way. It seems as though the police and the military are in on it. So this ostracized, bullied, rights-infringed victim of the system goes on a killing spree. That's not new, but what is new is the way you get an idea of what goes on in the mind of someone who has snapped, because you get to be that someone. I would really liked to have been able to play as one of the other bears, just to see it from the other side. Being pursued by Naugty Bear would have been awesomely terrifying because the A.I. actually isn't that bad. They should have done that instead of putting in the lame multiplayer mode.

Check it out - rent it. You'll see what I mean. The game's design is not the greatest, not by a long shot, but it definitely makes a statement.

Nicole Kelly
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Monday, November 22, 2010

Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car



The car's engine (the most dangerous stuff, anyway) has been fixed, and it's going back in tomorrow to get the heating/air conditioning system fixed (well, more like replaced, actually). w00t! It's going to have HEAT this winter...and it's going to be a real sweet car when it's done. I like it better now that I no longer have to worry about the steering wheel falling off.

Got an A+ on something, finally. Wasn't sure if I'd be able to get those in Third Year.

I dropped out of Glee Club - I am no longer in high school and I don't have to put up with being made to look stupid. I also dropped Canadian Lit (no big deal, didn't want to take it in the first place). Not much time left until the Winter Break...can't wait.

Best days to book during the coming week: Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Nicole Kelly
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Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Well, THAT Didn't Take Long...


How anticlimactic. Call of Duty: Black Ops, finished in no time. Too bad, because I was really having a lot of fun with it.

Oh, well. I'm supposed to be studying anyway.
Nicole Kelly
Nicole Kelly
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