Sunday, October 31, 2010

What You're Missing

If you haven't booked a session with me lately, here's what you're missing:

Awesome specials. My availability is limited in the winter because of school, so during those times when I am available, I like to be busy. This makes for good deals for you.

Me either going to the gym or walking for miles every day. This makes for a stiff, sore Nicole who just might be receptive to the idea of receiving a massage (translation: free reversal). Eventually, this will make for a buff Nicole, but that's a LONG way down the road.

Me kicking ass in school. I'm getting As in everything, but having to study 20 hours a day to do it. This makes for a perpetually caffeinated Nicole who is not only alert, but really receptive to the idea of taking a break from the books to do a session. This also makes for great hair and makeup, but either collegiate athletic or surfer attire depending on the weather. In other words, I don't give a damn what I'm wearing as long as it's comfortable.

All in all, a win situation for both of us.

Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Sylvia Plath

Sylvia Plath's poetry depresses the hell out of me. Her shitty poetry put me in a lousy mood that completely ruined my weekend. I don't care what my professors think. I am not reading or discussing anything by Sylvia Plath for the entire remainder of my college career. Her work makes me unhappy. It's disturbing, with repulsive imagery. It would almost be okay that it's so dark, but it also makes no sense. It sucks.

Fuck you, Sylvia Plath! I'm glad you stuck your head in that oven. I wish you'd done it before you wrote this crap!

On a lighter note, Margaret Atwood is okay. Sort of.


Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

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